Humor

Pikemasters Musings

I bought a book the other day titled “Everything That Men Know About Women”.  It had 365 blank pages.


Did you know Captain Hook bought his hook at a second-hand store?


What do you get when you cross a sheep dog with a rose?  A collie-flower.


Did you hear about the guy who was on the escalator when it broke down? He was stuck there for hours!


Education is important.  FISHING is importanter!


My favorite fish is the one on the end of my line.


“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage;  half shut afterwards.”  Benjamin Franklin


What do you call a gun with three barrels? A trifle.