Pikemasters Musings
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Man: Two years ago, my brother ran for Congress. Friend: What does he do now?
Man: Nothing—he got elected!
My bait is so good, even the fish take selfies with it.
The other day I found my wife just staring at a can of orange juice. I asked her why she was doing that. She said, “It read on the can CONCENTRATE.”
Fish must think I’m generous — I keep throwing them back.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why don’t husbands ever get tired of fishing? Because it’s the only time they can legitimately say they’re “working on their patience”!
If You Marry A Montana Girl
By Julie Fink-Brantley
Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Texas. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Tennessee. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Montana. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything. But by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
Fishing taught me patience—mainly while untangling my line