Humor

Pikemasters Musings

Trailer theft happens often. They are not cheap, but the purchase of a wheel boot like the police use on an illegally parked car might be an option. If you have a box trailer with doors in the rear, park it against a wall or some structure where a thief cannot get to the doors. Whatever type of trailer, if feasible, take a tire off and store it.


I was taught to respect my elders, except at my age now, it is getting harder to find an elder. Also, how do I find my lost glasses when I am without my glasses?


“If people concentrated on the essential things in life; there would be a shortage of fishing poles.”


There was a big fight at the seafood restaurant. Three fish got battered.


You are a chicken

A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has she had this condition?”

“Two years,” says the man.

“Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” Asked the shrink. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, “We needed the eggs.”


I’d tell you a joke about herbs and fish but this isn’t the thyme or the place.


Having some states lock down and some states not lock down is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.


Until further notice, the days of the week are now called, thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today, & my favorite… fishday!